scronym (n.): a name given to a man’s ballsack

This, shockingly, began as a typo by a dear friend, but the opportunity for a portmanteau was just too delicious to pass up. I’m frankly surprised that a word like this hasn’t already been coined. Though I’ve never seen figures, I would assume that hundreds of millions of men on this planet have named the ol’ beanbag at some point or another. I’m not among them, but the fact that I’ve recently created a label for such a thing makes me think I should be. I’m gonna have to brainstorm and sleep on it, though — this isn’t the kind of decision a man should make lightly.

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